{"product_id":"2940046523409","title":"Boned By LeGarrette's Blunt: A Tale of New England Football Erotica","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Naughty and hilarious!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoned by LeGarrette’s Blunt: A Tale of New England Football Erotica\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes the special bonus, A Very Short, Sad Tale of Two Tight Ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: Discretion advised. This short novella is funny, explicit and raunchy New England Football Erotica. It is not Mommy and Daddy's soft erotica and it is not suitable for those under the age of 18. Read at your own risk, only if you are ready to unleash your craziest football desires and fantasies, or just laugh a lot. It is supposed to be funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePascale Hunts lay in bed at night, alone, like most New England Patriots fans, obsessing over LeGarrette’s Blunt. Unable to sleep, she decides to hit the streets in a quest to conquer the object of her obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thesaurus Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47148787138800,"sku":"2940046523409","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940046523409_p0.jpg?v=1764000835","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940046523409","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}