{"product_id":"2940148120773","title":"The Complete Cynic","description":"Being Bunches of\u003cbr\u003eWisdom Culled from the\u003cbr\u003eCalendars of\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOliver Herford\u003cbr\u003eEthel Watts Mumford\u003cbr\u003eAddison Mizner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBOOK ONE\u003cbr\u003eGod gives us our relatives—thank God we can choose our friends. (M)\u003cbr\u003eWhen Papa comes in at the door the Lover flies out at the window. (T)\u003cbr\u003eLook before you sleep. (M)\u003cbr\u003eIt's a strong stomach that has no turning. (T)\u003cbr\u003eThose that came to cough remain to spray. (H)\u003cbr\u003e[2]\u003cbr\u003eNaught is lost save honor. (H)\u003cbr\u003eGod sends the tempest to the shorn lambs. (T)\u003cbr\u003eSilence gives contempt. (M)\u003cbr\u003ePeople who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds. (T \u0026amp; M))\u003cbr\u003eGod help those who do not help themselves. (T \u0026amp; M))\u003cbr\u003eA church fair exchange is robbery. (T)\u003cbr\u003eFools rush in and win, where angels fear to tread. (M)\u003cbr\u003eA rich man can get the eye of the beadle. (M)\u003cbr\u003eThe boulevards are the roads to destruction. (M)\u003cbr\u003eEconomy is the thief of time. (T)\u003cbr\u003eA bird on a bonnet is worth ten on a plate. (T)\u003cbr\u003eAs you sew so must you rip. (T)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Bronson Tweed Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47183394046192,"sku":"2940148120773","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148120773_p0.jpg?v=1763697345","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148120773","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}