{"product_id":"2940148367970","title":"My Pee-zza Girl","description":"This story is NOT the usual tale of \"fucking a random stranger who just happens to show up at your door with a hot cheese pizza\" (Been there, done that, wrote the story, published it and moved on). No, This is the story of two people who find each other and make a life together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlex thinks his life is pretty much over. His wife has left him for another man, his businesses have all crumbled under the weight of an economy that just won't give him a break. He is truly at the end of his rope. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnter Beth, a woman less than half his age who sets her sights on him and drags him kicking and screaming into a new life. A life that includes the nastiest sex one can imagine, along with an close, intimate need for golden showers and urine play. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is not a one night stand, this is a lifetime of love and lust, and, when the final bell rings, and the final curtain closes gently on their lives, they will both know that from the depths of the worst despair, true love will always win. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhoto by: Mark J. Sebastian. All rights reserved.","brand":"Zondar's House of Weirdness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47176550252784,"sku":"2940148367970","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148367970_p0.jpg?v=1763701593","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148367970","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}