{"product_id":"2940148666806","title":"The Nerd With The Footlong Dong (The Deep Yellow Edition)","description":"Here at last, by popular demand, Zondar's House of Weirdness presents the Deep Yellow Edition of the the fan favorite novel \"The Nerd With the Footlong Dong.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, all the heaven we will find when we wake up from our trauma induced coma....\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFirst he'll have some golden fun with his new girlfriend, Cecilia, when she pees in his mouth, then gives him her precious virginity. Then his generous new lover will let him have some more fun with her stunningly beautiful momma, Kathleen. \u003cbr\u003eThen all hell breaks loose and he's suddenly sticking his wonder wiener in one pussy after another after another, pissing and cumming in every wet hole he can fit his massive cock into. \u003cbr\u003eThe blond cheerleaders (both of them) are wet, pissing fun and the South African housekeeper is even more so, but it's sweet little Tallie, a shy wonderful girl, who who is welcomed eagerly into their loving family as she does her best to come out of her shell and let him push deep into her soft, warm pussy. \u003cbr\u003eJust when he reaches the impossible happiness that all of us would kill to find, Cecilia and Kathleen give him some news that makes his cock wilt, and his heart beat like a bass drum. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you want salty urine splashed all over your wet, nasty orgy sex, then this book is for you, if not? Well, I can't please everybody. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll you horny adults can have hours of hot golden fun with my nasty tale of tail, but you curious kids need to go the hell away until you're old enough to go to war and fight for our right to buy cheep oil from women-hating troglodytes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCover photo by: p-duke. All rights reserved.","brand":"Zondar's House of Weirdness","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067812561136,"sku":"2940148666806","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148666806_p0.jpg?v=1763706435","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148666806","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}