{"product_id":"2940148795469","title":"Dustified: Tall Tales From A Tired Old Trollop","description":"Music City Mayhem\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDusty White … A biography...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDusty White is a “fading Southern Belle” who describes herself as a flamboyant\u003cbr\u003egay man in a woman’s body. She just happened to have been born sans a penis. To\u003cbr\u003eher, more is more, and less doesn’t exist. The higher the hair, the closer to\u003cbr\u003eHeaven. Dusty’s shoes are tall. Flat shoes give her the vapors and will only be\u003cbr\u003eworn in hell. Her make-up is exaggerated because she was a drag queen in another\u003cbr\u003elife. “Natural” is her mortal enemy. By choice, she looks like a circus with\u003cbr\u003eevery ride running. Exaggerated or “Dustified” is her way of life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe is a collector of shoes and all things animal print. Those collections once\u003cbr\u003elanded her on The Sharon Osbourne Show. If it can be painted up, powdered up,\u003cbr\u003eBedazzled, Photoshopped...or screwed up...it WILL get Dustified. Dusty makes no\u003cbr\u003eapologies for her choices. Dusty practices the advice of her favorite fashion\u003cbr\u003eicon, “Live how you want, do what you want, dress as you like, and make no\u003cbr\u003eexcuses.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDusty is a former singer, dancer, actress, and a country music business insider.\u003cbr\u003eThe story of her incredible life experiences is unbelievable. But believe it;\u003cbr\u003eit’s true. She has touched shoulders and many other body parts with the rich and\u003cbr\u003efamous and the infamous as well.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is Dusty’s second foray into the world of music business journalism. In\u003cbr\u003e1984, she co-authored: “The Supermen of Country Music: Everything You always\u003cbr\u003eWanted to Know, But Couldn’t Get Close Enough to Ask.” She will be the first to\u003cbr\u003eadmit that she is a tad to the left of center and there is a chance her pod may\u003cbr\u003ebe one pea short. However, she is funny, irreverent, and her glass is always\u003cbr\u003ehalf full. In spite of being born into abject poverty in a place one only\u003cbr\u003easpires to escape; Dusty created her own Utopia. Her journey will entertain you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSettle in, pour a stiff one, and enjoy the read. Soon…You WILL be Dustified!","brand":"Outskirts Press, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067884749040,"sku":"2940148795469","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148795469_p0.jpg?v=1763708489","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148795469","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}