{"product_id":"2940148819271","title":"Shutting Her Drunk Mouth","description":"Jonathan can't stand his coworker Sally. In fact, he pretty much hates her. She's loud, obnoxious, and completely oblivious to the effect she has on everyone around her. Yeah, she's nice looking with a fantastic body, but she's so annoying that every time she speaks he wants to stab his eardrums. What keeps him from snapping is the knowledge that at 5 PM he can escape to his favorite bar.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUntil one evening, Sally turns up there, too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe's getting drunk and throwing herself at Jonathan. He's drunk and horny, too, but also angry. He decides to kill two birds with one stone by getting so rough with Sally, by humiliating her so badly, that she never speaks to him again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSHUTTING HER DRUNK MOUTH is a 4,100 word short story in both the SHE'S TOO DRUNK and the HATE F*CK series. It's intended only for adults.","brand":"Jaimie Blane","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067887239408,"sku":"2940148819271","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148819271_p0.jpg?v=1763714543","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148819271","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}