{"product_id":"2940148924142","title":"Uh-Oh, I'm Skewed: The World from the eyes of THE Golden Child","description":"I started writing seriously (ok, the funny stuff) when I first learned to type. I remember sitting at our table (a picnic table serving as our dining room table, so it’s not my fault entirely that my life wasn’t like anyone else’s) after I learned how to type and wrote a piece that made me laugh my butt off. Ok, sometimes my humor makes ONLY Me laugh but sometimes it spreads to others. Parts of that article, I remember like it was yesterday: A commentary on how cars must have some sort of magnetic field to attract every loose grocery cart in the lot to surround it like the walls of thorns keeping Sleeping Beauty safe. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnjoy looking at the world from my perspective. And as THE Golden Child: Welcome to my World! ~ Thanks for reading me. ~ Bekki Shanklin, the stand-up sit-down comic at large.","brand":"Bekki Shanklin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47111598473456,"sku":"2940148924142","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940148924142_p0.jpg?v=1763710082","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940148924142","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}