{"product_id":"2940149046492","title":"Twas The Bite Before Christmas","description":"It was Christmas Eve night just like all the other Christmas Eve’s night before it, but this Christmas Eve night things were about to become ugly for Santa Claus.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs Santa was climbing down the chimney he climbed down one he should have passed by.\u003cbr\u003eThis chimney happened to be Castle Drac Von Stoller’s and the Count was in no mood for any visitors, but Santa had no idea he was climbing down the chimney of a blood sucking vampire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust as Santa was dusting off the ash from the chimney from his suit Count Drac Von Stoller’s eyes were blazing red staring right at Santa.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSanta said, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCount Drac Von Stoller replied, “What are you doing in my castle uninvited?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSanta chuckled and said “It’s Christmas Eve, and I brought gifts to place under the tree for you and your family to open on Christmas Day.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Count said, “Look into my eyes?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSanta stared right into the Count’s blazing red eyes as the Count bit into Santa’s neck turning him into a vampire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter the Count was through quenching his thirst for blood from Santa’s neck, Santa’s eyes opened slowly and turned red just like the Count’s.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSanta asked the Count, “What is it you want me to do master?”\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Drac Von Stoller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47084577358064,"sku":"2940149046492","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149046492_p0.jpg?v=1764004676","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149046492","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}