{"product_id":"2940149070886","title":"Ethics of the Undead","description":"Vampires pose questions on love, diversity and religion in the Sawtooth Mountains\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tongue-in-cheek tale of romance, adventure and sacrifice among the bloodthirsty vampires of the Sawtooth Wilderness poses questions about love, diversity and religion in modern America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeep in Idaho’s Sawtooth Wilderness, there is a charter school for adolescent vampires where:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEdna LittleHawk teaches Ethics and American History from the Shoshone point of view\u003cbr\u003eGiuseppe Vendetta teaches Music after a successful career as a Mafia hit man.\u003cbr\u003eIsadore Finkelstein offers guidance, now that he’s semi-retired, both as a NASCAR driver and Orthodox Jew.\u003cbr\u003eAnd their nemesis, language teacher Bartholomew Baneful has given up on  God and directs the Satanic Legion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen four “normal” teens and a Shakespearean actor are recruited to fool federal inspectors, keeping them safe until inspection day becomes a faculty problem: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Satanists want them “bled and dead.”   \u003cbr\u003eConrad, a high school quarterback turned vampire, wants 16 year-old Kathy to become his bride. \u003cbr\u003eThe phys ed teacher is using the “normals” as practice prey in a hunting class. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen a vampire is found in the student lounge with a sharpened pool cue through his heart, and Kathy and her friend Lionel are put on trial for murder.  In a vampire court.  With a kidnapped gymnastic team as a jury. What about Ethics and Guidance? What about escape?\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Merrimack Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47072946782448,"sku":"2940149070886","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149070886_p0.jpg?v=1763711732","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149070886","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}