{"product_id":"2940149294381","title":"The Farmer's Bathroom Book: Country Humor \u0026 Mostly True Stories from the Farm","description":"Country Humor \u0026amp; Mostly True Stories from the Farm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou know you are a farmer when:\u003cbr\u003e• Your daughter, working part-time at McDonald’s, makes twice as much money as you do.\u003cbr\u003e• You drive a $275,000 tractor and a $500 car.\u003cbr\u003e• You would love to see an animal rights activist’s Chihuahua eaten by a coyote.\u003cbr\u003e• You look forward to retirement because your income will go up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs a farmer since 1965, author Marvin Jensen gets it. He gets the financial and familial hardships that come with being a commercial farmer, which may or may\u003cbr\u003enot have contributed to his self-proclaimed eccentricity—although his wife prefers\u003cbr\u003ethe term “mentally deranged.” From livestock and crop farming, to local lore, to\u003cbr\u003eeven climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, Jensen recalls his farming and life experiences with utter candor and derisive humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Farmer’s Bathroom Book is perfect for those with short attention spans, to be enjoyed while working on other, more important things.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe  purpose of the \"Farmer's Bathroom Book\" is to record the true life experiences of a commercial farmer and write about these experiences in a manner that doesn't take life too seriously.  Some local folklore is also included that may not be totally real, but was told to me as real.  I am gullible.  The stories are to be read in short time periods as farmers, and their families, do not have time for lengthly novels because of their busy work schedule.  Readers are encouraged to multitask with other more important activities while enjoying this book.","brand":"Two Harbors Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47067984298224,"sku":"2940149294381","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149294381_p0.jpg?v=1763722039","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149294381","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}