{"product_id":"2940149303403","title":"Wash and Die: Blood Sweat and Beers","description":"Thirsty? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. Sensationalize the rim of a pint glass with high-brow hack writing. To do so, pour Tug Job Grandma's Cold Chunky Soup onto a small plate, moisten the rim of the glass with bitterness and disdain and press into the microwaved story. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e2. Pour blood, sweat, and beer into a top-loading washer and fill with ice. Shake briefly and strain through a pair of clean panties into the sensationalized pint glass filled with fresh ice. Garnish with imitation-crab poetry, a stalk of juvenile debauchery, a skewer of minced dead prostitute and exclamation marks stuck onto a toothpick. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e3. Drink. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4. Don't think.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5. Repeat.","brand":"Caligo Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47183495266544,"sku":"2940149303403","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149303403_p0.jpg?v=1763714619","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149303403","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}