{"product_id":"2940149382453","title":"Squeaky Steps","description":"SQUEAKY STEPS is a fun presentation, bordering on the ridiculous, of sexual activities in a most absurd yet interesting and provocative way.  Part 1 involves physical, as well as psychological \"exercises,\" in the privacy and intimacy of a crowded bar, and Part 2 is a survey for you to consider or ignore, but don't ignore it until after you've already read it.  It is funny; just ask us.  We recommend that you relax, grab your favorite drink and read this story aloud, to yourself or to someone who can laugh with you...it is so much better that way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnjoy this short story that is also a part of Greg's Frequent Flyer Sexual Situation Volume 2, along with 2 other short stories.  The Frequent Flyers are timed, based upon an average reading speed of 250 words per minute by the average adult, in order to allow those travelling to pick the appropriate book for the flight time, gate-to-gate, either 1, 2 , 3, 5, or 7 hours.","brand":"DUO Publications \u0026 Documentation R\u0026D","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47112036679920,"sku":"2940149382453","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149382453_p0.jpg?v=1763715695","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149382453","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}