{"product_id":"2940149509225","title":"Mince Pie","description":"INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis book is intended to be read in bed. Please do not attempt to read it anywhere else.\u003cbr\u003eIn order to obtain the best results for all concerned do not read a borrowed copy, but buy one. If the bed is a double bed, buy two.\u003cbr\u003eDo not lend a copy under any circumstances, but refer your friends to the nearest bookshop, where they may expiate their curiosity.\u003cbr\u003eMost of these sketches were first printed in the Philadelphia Evening Public Ledger; others appeared in The Bookman, the Boston Evening Transcript, Life, and The Smart Set. To all these publications I am indebted for permission to reprint.\u003cbr\u003eIf one asks what excuse there can be for prolonging the existence of these trifles, my answer is that there is no excuse. But a copy on the bedside shelf may possibly pave the way to easy slumber. Only a mind \"debauched by learning\" (in Doctor Johnson's phrase) will scrutinize them too anxiously.\u003cbr\u003eIt seems to me, on reading the proofs, that the skit entitled \"Trials of a President Travelling Abroad\" is a faint and subconscious echo of a passage in a favorite of my early youth, Happy Thoughts, by the late F.C. Burnand. If this acknowledgment should move anyone to read that delicious classic of pleasantry, the innocent plunder may be pardonable.\u003cbr\u003eAnd now a word of obeisance. I take this opportunity of thanking several gentle overseers and magistrates who have been too generously friendly to these eccentric gestures. These are Mr. Robert Cortes Holliday, editor of The Bookman and victim of the novelette herein entitled \"Owd Bob\"; Mr. Edwin F. Edgett, literary editor of The Boston Transcript, who has often permitted me to cut outrageous capers in his hospitable columns; and Mr. Thomas L. Masson, of Life, who allows me to reprint several of the shorter pieces. But most of all I thank Mr. David E. Smiley, editor of the Philadelphia Evening Public Ledger, for whom the majority of these sketches were written, and whose patience and kindness have been a frequent amazement to\u003cbr\u003eTHE AUTHOR.\u003cbr\u003ePhiladelphia September, 1919\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Bronson Tweed Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149056098544,"sku":"2940149509225","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149509225_p0.jpg?v=1763718637","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149509225","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}