{"product_id":"2940149551248","title":"Joseph Is A Cheat. I Hate Joseph. I Love My Joseph.","description":"I Still Write All Day Long Hoe s.\u003cbr\u003eThe Time Is Now 8:42 AM.\u003cbr\u003eMay 2 - 2014.\u003cbr\u003eThis Is My Social Security Payday.\u003cbr\u003ethe third but this is the weekend push pull.\u003cbr\u003eI DO NOTHING DIFFERENT WHATSOEVER.\u003cbr\u003eI JUST WATCH MY BILLS GET PAID IS ALL.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON MY ARTWORK. YES THIS COVER MOSTLY.\u003cbr\u003eNO. I HAD MANY OTHER CHOICES.\u003cbr\u003eTHE CREATESPACE BOOK COVER\u003cbr\u003eMAKER FUCKED ME OVER ONCE AGAIN.\u003cbr\u003e8 TRIES...and I JUST\u003cbr\u003eSHUT MY COMPUTER DOWN MID SENTENCE.\u003cbr\u003eCREATESPACE WAS FROZEN ON ME.\u003cbr\u003eI WAS REDUCING MY BROWSER\u003cbr\u003eUP and DOWN\u003cbr\u003eTO GET ANYTHING TO EVEN WORK.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYES. THEY KNOW. I GOT COVERT WORD.\u003cbr\u003eand BOOM. NOT THE COVER THAT I HAD JUST UPLOADED (?) BUT THE ONE BEFORE.\u003cbr\u003eTHIS COVER WAS SITTING PERFECT COMPARED TO WHAT I HAD BEEN DEALING WITH.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich Was This...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI TRIED ALL NEW NUMBERS FIRST.\u003cbr\u003e\"HEY ALL NEW DIMENSIONES!\"\u003cbr\u003eFUCK NO. FUCK.\u003cbr\u003eYES WITH THEIR ENTIRE SITE\u003cbr\u003eON SNAIL PACE LOCK AS WELL.\u003cbr\u003eSO ANYWAYS I WENT BACK TO MY OLD SCHOOL BOOK COVER SIZES....\u003cbr\u003e1172 px X 1372 px\u003cbr\u003eI ADD THE TOGETHER\u003cbr\u003eTO CREATE MY ONE PIECE.\u003cbr\u003eFRONT and BACK COVERS OF COURSE.\u003cbr\u003e\"THE BINDER WAS NOT SHOWING.\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; IN ORDER FOR ME\u003cbr\u003eTO SET MY COVER UP PROPERLY.\u003cbr\u003eI SHALL FLIP O U T .\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOT ONE OF THEM WORKED.\u003cbr\u003eLOL.\u003cbr\u003eTHIS HAPPENED TO ME\u003cbr\u003eBACK LAST AUGUST I BELIEVE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e21 FUCKING PUBLISHED BOOKS. KISS MY ASS.\u003cbr\u003eI AM WRITING MY 31ST BOOK RIGHT NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\"I NEED COVERS FOR THESE FUCKING BOOKS!\"\u003cbr\u003eall this is my work all of the time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSO HEY. I JUST COOKED\u003cbr\u003eMY 100 MINI RAVIOLIS\u003cbr\u003eFOR MY FUN TIMES MOST BORING DAY.\u003cbr\u003eLIFE IS GOOD. WELL NO.\u003cbr\u003eIF THIS FRIDAY?\u003cbr\u003eRE: YES MY CHECK IS ONE DAY EARLY.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUT WELL...I AM TOO TIRED\u003cbr\u003eTO WRITE ALL ABOUT IT...RIGHT NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUMBLE BEE\u003cbr\u003eJALAPENO ALBACORE WHITE TUNA FISH.\u003cbr\u003eI JUST ATE MYSELF ONE CAN.\u003cbr\u003e\"THIS IS FUCKING GOOD.\"\u003cbr\u003eTHIS IS THE\u003cbr\u003eFLAVOR THAT I HAD NOT TRIED YET.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFUCKING GOOD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUpdate.\u003cbr\u003eMY ANSWER TO YOU IS THIS...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMAY 4 - 2014 ONE SHITTY SHODDY SUNDAY.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO. I DO NOT DRINK ASSHOLE.\u003cbr\u003eI WOULD LOVE TO.\u003cbr\u003eSEND YOUR IDIOT MOMMAS OVER.\u003cbr\u003eI CAN DRINK. I JUST HAVE NOT THE TIME RIGHT NOW.\u003cbr\u003eI AM TOO BUSY WITH THIS WORD RIGHT HERE \"WORK.\"\u003cbr\u003eBUT NO YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eALL OF MY SITES JUST WENT BAD ON ME.\u003cbr\u003eYAHOO! EMAIL JUST CHARGED ME TWICE\u003cbr\u003eFOR MY \"ONLY ONE\" ONE YEAR SUBSCRIPTION.\u003cbr\u003eAMAZON KINDLE PUBLISHING\u003cbr\u003eFUCKED MY BOOK COVERS UP.\u003cbr\u003eRE: THEY ARE NOT SHOWING AT ALL.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYOU IDIOTS STILL AFTER\u003cbr\u003e\"KING PIN BARNEY NOBILITIES.\"\u003cbr\u003eMY TWENTY-ONE PUBLISHED BOOKS\u003cbr\u003eDO NOT KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD A FUCKING BOOK FILE.\u003cbr\u003eYES EITHER .RTF. OR IN MY .TXT.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47068047868144,"sku":"2940149551248","price":25.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149551248_p0.jpg?v=1763718951","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149551248","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}