{"product_id":"2940149559541","title":"Vampire Owners Manual","description":"As a skirt-chasing gambler from the old west, I met a beautiful older woman who made wild passionate love with me and then in the heat of passion turned me into a Vampire! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI wrote this Vampire Owner's Manual for those who have just became one of the honored, or is thinking of becoming one of the honored or just want to know more about Vampires. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vampire Owner's Manual contains vast knowledge of the Vampire Lore; from proper feeding to staying alive or undead; from Vampire history to Vampire myths and a lot more! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Vampire Owner's Manual is peppered heavily with personal experience as well as experiences gathered interviewing other Vampires (not an easy task). \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen you were born your parents most likely wished you came with an owner's manual. Suddenly you have awakened with a pain in your neck and a ravenous appetite no food will quench; you are having vague memories of \"Vampires\" from an old movie and you wish you could have a Vampire owner's manual: Well, here it is!","brand":"Melange Books, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47079679918320,"sku":"2940149559541","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149559541_p0.jpg?v=1763726498","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149559541","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}