{"product_id":"2940149891900","title":"How To Cook Husbands: An Instructional, Fiction and Literature, Romance Classic By Elizabeth Strong Worthington! AAA+++","description":"Excerpt:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"In selecting your husband you should not be guided by the silvery appearance, as in buying mackerel, or by the golden tint, as if you wanted salmon. Be sure to select him yourself, as taste differs. And by the way, don't go to market for him, as the best are always brought to your door.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"It is far better to have none, unless you patiently learn to cook him. A preserving kettle of the finest porcelain is the best, but if you have nothing but an earthenware pipkin, it will do, with care.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"See that the linen, in which you wrap him, is nicely washed and mended, with the required amount of buttons and strings, nicely sewed on. Tie him in the kettle with a strong cord called Comfort, as the one called Duty is apt to be weak. They sometimes fly out of the kettle, and become burned and crusty on the edges, since, like crabs and oysters, you have to cook them alive.","brand":"BDP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47178028351728,"sku":"2940149891900","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940149891900_p0.jpg?v=1763725887","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940149891900","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}