{"product_id":"2940150191969","title":"Dr. Crankenfuss's Humor Book for Guys!! (Volume 2): More Raps, Rants, Jokes, and Cartoons from Kidlit's Crankiest Curmudgeon","description":"Rapper, poet, writer, artist, \u003cbr\u003eCoolest, sickest, dumbest, smartest, \u003cbr\u003eEpic stylin’ off the hook, \u003cbr\u003eEven when wrong, I’m worth a look. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's me again -- Dr. Crankenfuss -- and that's how I introduce myself in my second volume of humor aimed at all you kids, teenagers, and maturity-challenged adults out there -- especially GUYS!! I know the cover shows me with smoke coming out of my ears, but hey, that's not really what I look like. That's a caricature, see. I really look better than that. (I hope.) Also, FYI, that BO'd on my shirt means bummed out. It's got nothing to do with how I smell, which is just fine, thank you very much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyway, in my new book you'll find more of my essays and poems about stuff I think should definitely be changed, like:\u003cbr\u003e*too much homework for students\u003cbr\u003e*school lockers that split your head open like a ripe watermelon\u003cbr\u003e*the terror and grodiness in a boys' locker room\u003cbr\u003e*little kids puking on you at a movie theater\u003cbr\u003e*the way bullies intimidate people\u003cbr\u003e*the way schools measure our intelligence\u003cbr\u003e*my shyness that keeps me from getting a girl friend \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I also have all these chapters with jokes and cartoons and puzzles and optical illusions, tongue-twisters, find-a-words, knock-knocks, wacky book titles... you name it, you'll find it in here.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHey, where else can you find a kid writing jokes for his own age group? The drawings are pretty awesome too, if I say so myself. There are over 50 color illustrations in all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo take a trip with The Doctor, \u003cbr\u003eI'm funny, silly, often wise, \u003cbr\u003eThe perfect author for a book \u003cbr\u003eThat’s aimed mostly at guys. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom Your Dude with the 'Tude,\u003cbr\u003eDr. Crankenfuss\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Freaky Dude Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47073243693296,"sku":"2940150191969","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940150191969_p0.jpg?v=1763740049","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940150191969","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}