{"product_id":"2940150308374","title":"Happy Hawkins","description":"I wasn't really a Westerner an' that's why I'm so different from most of 'em. Take your regular bonie fide Westerner an' when he dies he don't turn to dust, he turns to alkali; but when it comes my turn to settle, I'll jest natchely become the good rich soil o' the Indiana cornbelt. \u003cbr\u003eI was born in Indiana and I never left it till after I was ten years old. That's about the time boys generally start out to hunt Injuns; but I kept on goin' till I found mine—but I didn't kill him—nor him me neither, as far as that goes. \u003cbr\u003eI allus did have the misfortune o' gettin' hungry at the most inconvenient times, an' after I 'd been gone about two weeks I got quite powerful hungry, so I natchely got a job waitin' on a lunch counter back in Omaha. The third day I was there I was all alone in the front room when in walked an Injun. He was about eight feet high, I reckon; and the fiercest Injun I ever see. I took one look at him a' then I dropped behind the counter and wiggled back to the kitchen where the boss was. I gasped out that the Injuns was upon us an' then I flew for my firearms. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Starling and Black","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47172039147760,"sku":"2940150308374","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940150308374_p0.jpg?v=1763742657","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940150308374","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}