{"product_id":"2940150677845","title":"Psychotic (NOS). No Other Symptoms. You Are My 2014 Mental Phucking Illness.","description":"RAISIN BAGELS WITH CREAM CHEESE.\u003cbr\u003ePLAIN. I PREFER\u003cbr\u003eTHE CHIVES CREAM CHEESE INSTEAD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJUST NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI PUT THAT CHICAGO SEASONING\u003cbr\u003eON THE FIRST TWO.\u003cbr\u003e\"THIS IS TOO FUCKING SALTY NOW!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSHOPPING TODAY...\u003cbr\u003eI HAD THIRTEEN DOLLARS.\u003cbr\u003eI CAME BACK WITH TWO DOLLARS LEFT.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHIS IS\u003cbr\u003eMY BIG EXCITING FUCKING LIFE HERE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHANKS JEALOUS TO NI GG AS. YOU.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYES. THE FAKE CHARLES MANSEN IS DEAD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJUST A SCRAWNEY LITTLE YOU ANYWAYS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSO RANDY WALKS INTO THE STORE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYOU ASSHOLES:\u003cbr\u003e\"OUR GUY.\u003cbr\u003eHE THINKS THAT HE IS CHARLES MANSEN.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWACKO FUCKING HEAD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYES. HE LOOKS AT ME.\u003cbr\u003eHIS WORDING ACCENT IS FUCKED UP.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI WALK ON BY.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWEAR YOUR BIG GUY UNIFORM\u003cbr\u003eSOMEDAY FOR ME! OH WOULD YOU?\u003cbr\u003eYOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT YOU.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNINE DAYS.\u003cbr\u003eI JUST WROTE ANOTHER BOOK.\u003cbr\u003eYES. FROM JULY 9 - 2014\u003cbr\u003eTO THIS VERY DAY HERE HOE S.\u003cbr\u003eJULY 18 - 2014 NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJUST A LITTLE MORE WRITING\u003cbr\u003eTO BE EXACT AT MY 555 - 565 KILOBYTES\u003cbr\u003eREQUIREMENTS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYES. MY BOOKS\u003cbr\u003eALL RUN AT BETWEEN 610 and 630 PAGES.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"630 IS THE LIMIT HERE JOSEPH!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRochester Toyotas.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHello. Not Until October.\u003cbr\u003eMy Trade-In Is This 2010 Toyota Camry 34,800 Miles.\u003cbr\u003eOkay I Need The 2014 OR 2014.5 TOYOTA CAMRY SE.\u003cbr\u003eFOR $21,500\u003cbr\u003eTELL ME SOMETHING GOOD.\u003cbr\u003eOPTIONS: NOTHING\u003cbr\u003eUNLESS YOU DO BETTER FOR ME.\u003cbr\u003eI WILL APPLY FOR TOYOTA FINANCING. 72 MO.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eand This...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDube Brothers Chevrolet.\u003cbr\u003eTheir New Working Name.\u003cbr\u003e\"Just Incase We Cannot Kill Joey This Coming Weekend.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWELL THEY ARE NOT LISTED HERE\u003cbr\u003eWITH THIS \"WELL KNOWN\" KELLY BLUE BOOK WEBSITE.\u003cbr\u003eFAIR MARKET PRICE IS $21,833 TO $22,738\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBOOM...BOOM...BLOW!!!!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eand Now This...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMcGEE TOYOTA OF HANOVER MASSACHUSETTS.\u003cbr\u003eWELL OKAY THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE\u003cbr\u003eTHEY WANT TO DO SOME REAL BUSINESS HERE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHEIR PRICES ARE ROCKING LOWER...\u003cbr\u003eAS LONG AS I COME WITHIN BUDGET...\u003cbr\u003eI DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHICH WAY\u003cbr\u003eTHE FEES\u003cbr\u003eBLOW DOWN THE HALLWAY IN THE WIND.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"JUST GIVE ME MY TRADE-IN VALUE!\u003cbr\u003eYOU FUCKING HUNGRY HIPPO NI GG AS. YOU!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMcGee Toyota of Hanover\u003cbr\u003e860 Washington St\u003cbr\u003eHanover, MA 02339\u003cbr\u003e855-825-3620\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"DONT FUCKING SMARTASS ME HERE DUDE.\u003cbr\u003eTHE PAYMENTS ARE NOT THE POINT.\u003cbr\u003eTHE PRICE\u003cbr\u003eOF MY NEW VEHICLE IS THE FUCKING POINT.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI SWEAR. NOT ONE OF YOU\u003cbr\u003eKNOWS\u003cbr\u003eA REAL FUCKING THING ABOUT BUSINESS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO I HARDLY\u003cbr\u003eWILL SWEAR OVER THE PHONE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUT ASSHOLES BEWARE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOTE: DOUBLE WORD MEANINGS INTENDED. YES.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. My Mother My \"Ma\"...\u003cbr\u003eShe Is Fucking Dead.\u003cbr\u003eShut The Fuck Up Dude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour Cunt Face\u003cbr\u003e\u0026gt;\u0026gt;\u0026gt; Just Threatening On Against Me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eand Meanwhile This Here...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHE. YOUR FUCKING IDIOT LEADER...\u003cbr\u003eJUST CLAIMED THAT MY DEAD \"MA\"\u003cbr\u003eIS HECKLING HIM...\u003cbr\u003eFROM HER SOUTH PLYMOUTH LOCATION.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWE ALL SAID: \"BUT ARENT YOU\u003cbr\u003eTHE SMARTASS CUNT WHO KILLED HER OFF?\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOH GEE. WHY WOULD SHEEEEEEEEE...\u003cbr\u003eBE HECKLING YOU AT ALL HERE DUDE!?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSO OKAY THEN. IS SHE STILL DEAD?\u003cbr\u003eOR DID YOU...BEING THE GOD THAT YOU ARE...\u003cbr\u003eBRING HER RIGHT BACK TO LIFE MAYBE?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDID YOU BRING\u003cbr\u003eMY \"MA\" BACK TO LIFE MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS?'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYOU BEING THE KINGPIN THAT YOU ARE.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTELL US DEAR GOD?\u003cbr\u003eARE YOU THE KING OR ARE YOU NOT?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYOU FUCKED FACE YOU.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh Really? Do You Blow Everything?\u003cbr\u003eBecause You Do Not\u003cbr\u003eKnow Anything Here For Shitte.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKNOW WHAT I THINK?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI THINK THAT SHE IS DEFINATELY HECKLING YOU...\u003cbr\u003eand NOOOOOOOO!\u003cbr\u003eTHERE IS NOT A FUCKING THING\u003cbr\u003eTHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNOW THAT SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOO\u003cbr\u003eLISTED AS DEAD...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBY YOU\u003cbr\u003eand YOUR NIGGA HEROIN JUNKIE\u003cbr\u003eFELLOW PARTNERS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"MAY YOU\u003cbr\u003eand YOUR LITTLE NIGGAS ALL ROT IN HELL.\"\u003cbr\u003eSIGNED\u003cbr\u003eJOEYS MOTHER. \"MA\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePaused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"NO. YOUR COMPUTER KILL TRICK DID NOT WORK AGAIN.\u003cbr\u003eYOU CUNTFACED gRAPED NI GG A. FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOKAY. I PUT MY COMPUTER ON SLEEP.\u003cbr\u003eAS I DO 25 TIMES PER DAY.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJUST ONE HOUR AGO NOW.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOKAY. MY COMPUTER LIGHT IS BLUE...\u003cbr\u003eBUT THE COMPUTER WILL NOT START UP.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO VISIBLE ACTION FROM MY KEYBOARD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI SHUT MY COMPUTER FULLY DOWN.\u003cbr\u003eI START HER BACK UP AGAIN.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSTILL NOTHING.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI FIRST SHUT DOWN MY USB PORT.\u003cbr\u003eI TURN MY MONITOR OFF...\u003cbr\u003eI SHUT DOWN MY SPEAKERS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI TURN EVERYTHING BACK ON AGAIN.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSTILL NOTHING.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMY MONITIOR IS FLASHING.\u003cbr\u003eTHE RED LIGHT KEEPS ON PULSATING.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI UNPLUG MY COMPUTER.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNO. 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