{"product_id":"2940151073202","title":"The List","description":"\"Horrible death and apocalypse, individually packaged for your convenience. Now with 20% more mutilation!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI ask myself not \"how could this happen?\" but \"how did we not assume this was the natural outcome of life, and do something about it?\" I mean, learn to shoot a gun or sharpen a machete or something, yanno?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I'm not here to try to analyze why this is happening, or come up with magic cure to the undead. No doubt there are plenty of labs and government d-bags locked away with all the bottled water and frozen McDonald's patties trying to figure all that out. Not me. I'm here to tell you about the list.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe list of people who absolutely must die in order for me, and any survivors to remain safe.","brand":"Feathered Zebra Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47182605943024,"sku":"2940151073202","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151073202_p0.jpg?v=1763758281","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151073202","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}