{"product_id":"2940151176149","title":"Turnip-Led Weaning","description":"'Other books spout nonsense about which scented candle to use during the birth or which pram-ercise class will flatten your stomach most quickly, but I focus on the truly important things, such as what happens to your ranking in society when you fail to achieve a natural birth.'\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurnip-Led Weaning... iis Supernanny on acid: a handbag-sized, laugh-out-loud parody of mainstream parenting advice. Angelica Fustain is a spoof nanny who covers all the crucial topics of preschooler care – from crying to sleeping and clothing to discipline – but all from a deliciously outrageous viewpoint. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAngelica's motivation is to protect society from the terrible effects of poor parenting. She is neither a parent nor a childcare professional herself, but her cluelessness doesn't stop her being outrageously prescriptive and forceful:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• She champions the rights of innocent bystanders: \"It's your moral duty to invest in adequate sound proofing so baby's screaming won't interfere with your neighbours' bedtime reading.\" \u003cbr\u003e• She believes that hard work always pays off: \"By all means use a tumble dryer... but you can enhance the parent-child bond quite magically by singing your children's clothes dry with your warm breath.\" \u003cbr\u003e• She never misses an opportunity to promote her wide range of merchandise: \"You can buy a range of Trudy Truelove ready-made clothes from my website, all reassuringly priced at more than £85 to make sure you never see a child emerge from Aldi wearing the same outfit as your treasured offspring.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurnip-Led Weaning puts the modern obsession with 'perfect parenting' into perspective and helps parents relax about their own efforts.","brand":"Matador Publishing Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47073618428144,"sku":"2940151176149","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151176149_p0.jpg?v=1764007058","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151176149","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}