{"product_id":"2940151303897","title":"The Burned Out Old Broads: Ten Little Puritans","description":"Ten Little, Nine Little, Eight Little Puritans. And then there were none!\u003cbr\u003eWhen the haunted Bed and Breakfast in Salem's Crossing, Nebraska,\u003cbr\u003efills up with Puritan Descendants coming to a reunion, the BOOB Girls\u003cbr\u003eventure in to help their old nemesis, Scooter McKooter. They admire\u003cbr\u003ethe ten little Puritan dolls on display near the dining room entrance,\u003cbr\u003eand when the real Puritans – Diewell Barebones, Patience Evenow,\u003cbr\u003eAbstinence Evermore and others come to check in, those little dolls\u003cbr\u003ebegin to disappear. Worse yet, so do the Puritans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter Mary Rose McGill becomes a kidnap victim herself, the chaos\u003cbr\u003ebegins. With the help of Geoffrey the mastiff, the girls \"sniff\" out the\u003cbr\u003eclues and find that even a place as far away as Butch Sleezer's Fertility\u003cbr\u003eClinic can house then evict questionable characters. Who done it? Who\u003cbr\u003eis really driving the expensive carriage pulled by the black horse that\u003cbr\u003eelicits deep growls from Geoffrey and curiosity from the girls? And\u003cbr\u003ewhat about the mysterious writer appearing at the Shut Up And Drink\u003cbr\u003eTavern? There's a vet named Jane Pawter and serious competition for\u003cbr\u003eScooter at the Scenic Point Resort as well as four helpful hands from\u003cbr\u003eWiley Vondra and Alphonso Greatwood.","brand":"Centering Corporation","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080530280688,"sku":"2940151303897","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151303897_p0.jpg?v=1764009738","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151303897","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}