{"product_id":"2940151451642","title":"Luscious Melchus: Enter Medusa","description":"What is best in life for Melchus? Crushing his bean bag chair, watching a television before him, and hearing the lamentations of donuts. Preferably, all three at the same time. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnfortunately, Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy any of those pleasures since his god-like powers of lusciousness emerged. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her client? A mythological she-beast. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHave at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us!","brand":"Alexei Auld","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149634814192,"sku":"2940151451642","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151451642_p0.jpg?v=1764011010","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151451642","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}