{"product_id":"2940151583992","title":"Only Trick","description":"\"Don't Look Back in Anger\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn one night, I lost five years of my life. Here's what I know ...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI was homeless. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm a recovering drug addict.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy inked skin crawls from lustful eyes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have a serious aversion to women. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy gay partner is a home wrecker. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI own a gun and I'm a damn good shot. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm a makeup artist, but it's an insult to my talent. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI've never wanted to possess anything except my Ducati ... until I met Darby. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow here's what I know since that day in the ER when she pieced me back together ... nothing--but a few random thoughts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy new \"friend\" is distracting, clingy, and obsessed with acronyms, emojis, and phrases like \"breakfast soul mates.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI didn't want to like her, but she crawled under my skin and swallowed me whole. Now we're best friends and she's my new addiction. I'd drink her from a shot glass, snort her up my nose, or inject her into my veins if I could. What I won't do ... is ever tell her that. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe doesn't know me ... I don't know me. When those missing years come back, I think she will hate me ... I think I will hate me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy parents named me Patrick Roth, and this is my story.","brand":"Jewel E. Ann","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47168376275184,"sku":"2940151583992","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151583992_p0.jpg?v=1764012647","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151583992","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}