{"product_id":"2940151596114","title":"Virgin Mari (83rdh edition)","description":"VirginMari (2012\/53Kwords\/teen\u0026amp;family\/fiction\/action-comedy\/psychological\/metaphor\/film) by MrK.Singh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA story about a 'sexy' handshake with babies or better still the  disastrous   consequences of not covering-up.  In other words  its a huge laugh. Can you imagine getting pregnant from a typical handshake!  If only she had worn gloves.  A glove can be looked upon as a condom.  That nicely takes one to 'The-Queen-of-England'  whos always wearing long gloves which are most definitely  'condomy.'  I bet 'Her Majesty's going to love this film.  Back to the story where Maris over protective dad,  HandzOff, was doing his best to get her to cover right up as a means to get her to wear gloves too.  By the way Maris got tiny hands which drives blokes mad.  So thats why her dad was getting her to wear gloves.   Whilst mum, Kirbi,  cant stop laughing her head off that Maris got pregnant with HandzOff doing everything to watch her 24-7.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFinally many of the scenes in the story are from  'MrK.Singh'  personal experiences in life.  However some of the outlandish ones are dream scenes for  entertainment  purposes only.  For instance hes loves all things white or 'whyte' in his case.  Hes a special case.   Hes loves all things whyte.  Thats  developed into a fetish for all things  'whyte'  including food, clothes, decor, motors  as well as living in a 'whyte' clad house.  That really puts 'Boss-Hogg' from the 'Dukes-of-Hazard' to shame.  He stopped short when it came to white foods.  Thats one of mans greatest weaknesses.  I bet hes turning in his grave right now!   The colour 'whyte'  is quiet  therapeutic.  He sounds like a bit of a nut or 'knut' or better still a right  'co-co-nut'  or better  still  a  'ko-ko-knut'  or  'kkk,'   not to be confused with the 'KKK.'      A 'ko-ko-knut'  is a person whos  brown on the outside and 'whyte' on the inside.  Basically theyre more  'whyte'  than a  typical  'whyte'   person putting them to shame.   Apart from his weakness to coloureds things hes developed a strange talent.  Hes can read ones 'knees' or  'elbows' just like a palmist.   So its best if you  'cover-up'  otherwise hell come out with the  number of partners as well as the number of  STI.  How embarrassing!  By the way hes got the physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger!","brand":"MrK.Singh","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47076000071920,"sku":"2940151596114","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151596114_p0.jpg?v=1764012265","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151596114","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}