{"product_id":"2940151625630","title":"Satan's Advice for the New Parent","description":"Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBased on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTopics covered include:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e--the ONE THING you need to know to be a successful parent, \u003cbr\u003e--infant sleeping habits, \u003cbr\u003e--feeding, \u003cbr\u003e--how to deal with illness, \u003cbr\u003e--discipline, \u003cbr\u003e--how to tell if your child is evil, and more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSatan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is the perfect gift for new parents. It also makes a great baby shower gift!","brand":"Aleister Lovecraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074022588656,"sku":"2940151625630","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151625630_p0.jpg?v=1764012812","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151625630","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}