{"product_id":"2940151838429","title":"The Bone Eaters: Nick \u0026 Amato Investigation #1","description":"\u003cp\u003eA vampire, a werewolf and the Detroit Police Department's most incompetent Inhuman Crimes Unit officer walk into a bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and so does the CEO of a pharmaceutical company which is hiding a terrible secret.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd also the charismatic pastor of a Detroit mega-church\/casino who is enraged that the corpse of one of his flock may have been reanimated as part of a mafia-run zombie fight club.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd let's not even get into the young pharmacology researcher conducting a controlled experiment to figure out why men never call her for a second date.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn The Bone Eaters, newly minted private eye, Nick Slipwick, joins forces with Lieutenant Amato to unravel these mysteries. They discover more than they expect: vampires weren't driven from North America 200 years ago after all, the werewolf fences that surround every town and city may not be as effective as everyone thinks, and a creature is stalking the night who is completely unlike all of the regular monsters you learn about in social studies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd not just because he is somewhat obsessed with Dirty Dancing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bone Eaters is a fast-moving, genre-skewering comedy, lovingly satirizing horror, mystery, and 'chick lit.' The novel brings together multiple interwoven story lines into a fun and satisfying conclusion. Just like we're praying George R. R. Martin does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bone Eaters: 50% humor, 50% horror, 50% mystery, and 50% romance. It's twice the entertainment of a regular book.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keith Faigin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47110248497392,"sku":"2940151838429","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151838429_p0.jpg?v=1764013789","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151838429","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}