{"product_id":"2940151932578","title":"The Ark Angel Ronald's Quest for Chaos","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back to his old evil loving self. However his quest to convince Satan will not be easy. This is his story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis was actually the first story I wrote, way back in \"I think\" 1999. It contains adult humour and some violence (though in truth it#s silly, over the top violence).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have read this story then why not leave a smashwords star review of what you think of it!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jonathan Antony Strickland","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47113099411696,"sku":"2940151932578","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940151932578_p0.jpg?v=1764016418","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940151932578","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}