{"product_id":"2940152048971","title":"Coming Up Roses","description":"\u003cp\u003eComing Up Roses (contrary to what you might think, not actually spelled \"Cumming Up Rose's\") is a brand new twist on a messed up life dealing with yet another road bump in my attempts to wrestle a sex life back from Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder (Syndrome) (HSDD\/HSDS). This time staring bodily fluids right in the face (well, maybe not on my face - that's just gross... I think... I'm pretty darn sure, but it doesn't mean I won't maybe tackle it anyway - but I'm not promising anything).\u003cbr\u003eYes, you've puddled with me through troughs of \"I think I can, I think I can...\" to the point where occasionally, once in a blue moon, I do. Now I'm having to deal with what happens when I, well, that... and when he does, too... and when the whole group of them - wait - WTF? Group of them? Seriously? Holy mother of...\u003cbr\u003eSo cinch it down, cowboys and cowgirls, and prepare for a slippery ride into all things wet and wonderful with this collection of blurred fantasy into my reality with:\u003cbr\u003eCumming Up Roses\u003cbr\u003eAgainst the Wall\u003cbr\u003eAPRIL First\u003cbr\u003eBigger Brother Cover Shoot\u003cbr\u003eDozen a Day\u003cbr\u003eLife Sucks\u003cbr\u003eOffice Offense\u003cbr\u003ePorn and Circumstance\u003cbr\u003eQ\u0026amp;A With Rose\u003cbr\u003eRevenge\u003cbr\u003eTwenty-One Cum Salute\u003cbr\u003eWhen things get confusing, don't worry, each tale packs a jump to the Truth-and-Consequences section where you and I can get things tuned in, straightened out, and cleaned up.\u003cbr\u003eI'm making progress on my HSDS\/HSDD - now let's see if I can ooze on down the road to other victories.\u003cbr\u003eSo join me in this tribute to accepting the juicy details of my small successes and enjoy Coming Up Roses.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rose Maru","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47080883486960,"sku":"2940152048971","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152048971_p0.jpg?v=1764020823","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152048971","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}