{"product_id":"2940152075816","title":"Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves","description":"\u003cp\u003eTake your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window! A noble prince? Lame. A humble princess? What a loser! A happy ending? You wish. This eBook is way better than all that. It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for more. Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop. The only way to know is to read it. Download \"Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves\" now!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Funny Stories for Kids series, written\/recorded by Dr. Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy. \"Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves\" is the first in this series, with more to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dweezel and Pallie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075942400240,"sku":"2940152075816","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152075816_p0.jpg?v=1764018502","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152075816","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}