{"product_id":"2940152340266","title":"The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck","description":"\u003cp\u003eMister Average, one of the most prolific, and naughtiest, erotica writers of all time, brings you his latest pleasure buster - The Wife, The Honeymoon and the Autosuck.\u003cbr\u003eOne reviewer wrote ...\"I loved it! So much fun and so interesting.\" Who else could bring a bored middle aged couple together with a 60 year old honeymooning couple and throw in an autosuck for good measure? Mister Average excels at pleasing your mind, making you think about your own sexuality, and giving you a bloody good read that is fun and not too serious. As Mister Average always says... \"Why don't you put your hand in my panties and pull out a plum of a good read!\" Enjoy this short story - because he always enjoys writing them for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mister Average","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069704323312,"sku":"2940152340266","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152340266_p0.jpg?v=1764019520","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152340266","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}