{"product_id":"2940152432312","title":"The List","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Horrible death and apocalypse, individually packaged for your convenience. Now with 20% more mutilation!”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI ask myself not “how could this happen?” but “how did we not assume this was the natural outcome of life, and do something about it?” I mean, learn to shoot a gun or sharpen a machete or something, yanno?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I’m not here to try to analyze why this is happening, or come up with magic cure to the undead. No doubt there are plenty of labs and government d-bags locked away with all the bottled water and frozen McDonald’s patties trying to figure all that out. Not me. I’m here to tell you about the list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe list of people who absolutely must die in order for me, and any survivors to remain safe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Michele Lee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149745111280,"sku":"2940152432312","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152432312_p0.jpg?v=1764021005","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152432312","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}