{"product_id":"2940152435948","title":"Hell Hall: A Halloween Novella","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of the internationally bestselling novel SWEPT AWAY, the bestselling series THE GOD CHRONICLES, and the number one genre bestseller FOREVER, comes HELL HALL, a Halloween love story like you've never experienced before! Sink your teeth into the short story that readers are loving already!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBLURB\/TEASER:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHigh School.\u003cbr\u003eA virtual hell to every pimple covered, greasy haired, knowledge loving kid who walks the halls of the institution. Only a very proud few manage to rise among the ranks to become \"the cool kids,\" snagging the lucky fate of living the best years of their lives up through the twelfth grade.\u003cbr\u003eWe'll just not tell them what happens after they graduate. In ten years, when the kid the football team swirlied is their boss, they'll realize that it probably would have been better to not be cool when they were teens. But that doesn't matter now.\u003cbr\u003eWhy you ask? I'll tell you.\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Bridge, which isn't short for Bridgette, if you were wondering. My parents were assholes when they were younger, I guess. It could have been worse; at least I'm not a piece of fruit or an airline. Unique names can kiss my little undead butt.\u003cbr\u003eOh yeah, that. I'm also dead. No need to apologize—it's not your fault, unless you're the pile of crap who murdered me. If so, could you fill me in on what happened? I'd really like to know how my life ended. The last thing I remember is going out for a milkshake and then, poof! I was here.\u003cbr\u003eWhere is here, you ask? If you ask any of the adults, it's Harrison's Preparatory Institution for the Gifted and Unknown. If you ask any of the students, it's Hell Hall.\u003cbr\u003eThat's right, bitches; high school is now back in session.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kamery Solomon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074193965296,"sku":"2940152435948","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152435948_p0.jpg?v=1764021324","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152435948","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}