{"product_id":"2940152472097","title":"Mittens","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy name is Nina Bailey, and for the past few years I've had a growing crush on my best friend, Samantha. This is the story of how we became lovers, after a tipsy conversation in which I revealed a little too much about my bedroom habits - but that's not the interesting part.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI should tell you that Samantha is the only real, actual, no-kidding-around genius that I've ever known. She's an electronics engineer by day, mad tinkerer and occasional inventor by night - a bespectacled, crazy-haired, absent-minded scatterbrain whose house smells of solder and stray voltage. She is beautiful, intimidatingly intelligent, unnervingly strong, and perhaps more than a little eccentric. She is in love with me, and wants to do whatever will make me happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know, right? Lucky Nina, smug and grinning. But wait - it gets better. And a good bit weirder, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat makes me happy is physical and psychological torture. I love to be scared, bared, smitten, bitten, stripped, whipped, deprived, depraved and degraded - but what I love most of all is to be frightened. I mean serious, bone-deep, fight-or-flight terrified. My biggest erogenous zones are my adrenal glands, and Sam sure as hell knows how to make them squirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, what happens to poor, frightened little Nina, when she has a full-time mad scientist constantly figuring out wonderfully twisted and inventive punishments?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMad things. Scary things. Things I wouldn't have thought of in a thousand years. Things that would never have crossed the minds of anyone but Sam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings that are wickedly, deliciously cruel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings that make me ecstatic just to be alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings involving mittens.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phoenix Baker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47103003066608,"sku":"2940152472097","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152472097_p0.jpg?v=1764022597","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152472097","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}