{"product_id":"2940152483888","title":"Stuffing the Turkey","description":"\u003cp\u003eProfessor Noah Pilgrim has always been one to let stress get to him, to let the little things build up into big things and this Thanksgiving is no exception.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnlike many of the professors, Noah has no family to use as an excuse to take time away from the university. As such he has been relegated with teaching a special two week extra curricular course in sociology to the students each Thanksgiving that need more school credit for their degrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are the students that couldn't care less about studies and responsibilities. They are the athletes who get by on their skills on the field and the perky bubble-headed girls who mostly just like partying and living off their Daddy's dime at school.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNoah Pilgrim has been growing more and more frazzled by the idiocy of youth, the girls doing nothing but providing distractions for his important lessons, wearing or rather not wearing enough to keep most boys' eyes firmly on them. Each day seems worse than the last in this two week course and it all boils over for Noah one morning when he breaks down several miles from the college.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's when Professor Noah Pilgrim meets the unusually friendly and gentle giant in Theo. An enormous black man, Theo is there to help, but Noah can't help but feel that there's an oddness about Theo that words can't describe. Even so, the man fixes his car, gets him back on the road, even listens to his rants about the girls in class.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Noah is just about to leave though, Theo stops him and gives him a most unexpected little gift from the back of his truck. It's a turkey stamp, just an ordinary little ink stamp shaped like a cartoon turkey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAssured that the turkey stamp will solve the problem with his girls in class, Noah isn't going to argue with the man who could break him in two. He gratefully accepts the little gift and thinks nothing more of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut then two days later the stress is threatening to break yet again, the girls keeping all eyes on them, some wearing low cut or revealing tops, others always showing off their midriffs, their legs, or their pert little backside in various indecent classroom attire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is when Noah is inspired by the little turkey stamp, inspired to perform a little social experiment, as he calls it. Calling the girls to the front of class, he informs them that all they need to do is wear the stamp, no rubbing it off, nothing to keep track of, just wear the stamp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe then carefully applies it generally around whatever skin they most seem to want to show off. For some, they get a stamp around the neck, near where the neckline of tops should be; for others it might be applied on their bellies, but each of the six girls in his two week course get a turkey stamp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven Noah isn't sure why he does this, assuming the stress is making him snap, particularly when it soon becomes obvious the turkey stamp is not helping with the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat he fails to notice though is how the turkey stamps are affecting the girls over time, beginning with some tingling, advancing to constant thoughts and needs, each related to the specific part of their young nubile bodies where the stamp now resides.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis stamp can't be washed away, and the effects can't end, but what happens when Noah is ultimately confronted by a student in a way no man can resist? Find out in the Thanksgiving tale truly stuffed with tasty characters.\u003cbr\u003eAround this time of the year, no one can resist Stuffing the Turkey.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kris Kreme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47171965354224,"sku":"2940152483888","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152483888_p0.jpg?v=1764022252","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152483888","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}