{"product_id":"2940152503890","title":"Ava \u0026 Symi's Epicurean Kinky Cookbook: The Lust for Spice","description":"\u003cp\u003eI desire.\u003cbr\u003eI am hungry.\u003cbr\u003eI am thirsty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome wants are needs. And to satisfy those needs, isn't just a matter of dishing and swallowing. It's a tantalizing seduction of all the senses. We cook together as a couple. Ava has the sophisticated palate, and Symi cooks bachelor food. Together, they've morphed into delectable comfort food that comes with an age restriction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery step in the process is an adventure, from growing our own veggies and herbs, choosing the recipe, selecting ingredients, to chopping, dicing, slicing, and blending, mixing, kneading. We bake, and roast, frost and rest our food, and that's just the foreplay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's a magnanimous helping of prose and poetry sprinkled all through the Kinky Cookbook, the kind of words that may interrupt the laughter and adventurous taste experiments in the kitchen, with gratuitous kissing, the odd eating from her hand activity, or even the traditional whimper as your grateful kitchen assistant watches you leave the dishes in the sink, and escort them to the dining room table for an early dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven if you've never prepared a dish before, aren't lesbian, or for that matter - all that adventurous - the Kinky Cookbook will give you the recipe to keep on eating in... after all, it's not about your sexual orientation... it's about your lust for spice!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this book, recipes are not all vegetarian, or vegan, though there is a fair number of animal-friendly recipes included. We've also included recipes from all the countries where we've been, all the cultures we've been introduced to by our friends, and family, and we've included some childhood favourite recipes - you know? Those recipes that make you remember happiness in its simplest form, and the simplicity of the perfect day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe have included some recipes that show you the way to get to diabetes in a single meal, but we've also included our high-protein, complex carb vegetarian recipes, used mostly when Ava presents dance retreats. These retreats have professional level dancers crushing every limitation in their bodies for eight hours a day, 4 days in a row, and the diet plan is designed to make sure they don't have body aches, muscle spasms, or low-energy slumps during the day. So if being really active, and competitive, and healthy defines your body, this is the recipe book for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book will be delivered to you, or your loved one, (or your conservative grandparents who need a bit of zing in their zest), on 24 December 2015.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePre-orders are open right now, and we look forward to inspiring your menu for the Festive Season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all, the greatest celebration of life, is to gluttonously indulge every sense to feeling utterly satiated, and gloriously spent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: Non-Epicurean desist.\u003cbr\u003e(If you don't know what an Epicurean is, it's probably not you, so go on - order the book!)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Symi van Aarde","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47181963559152,"sku":"2940152503890","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152503890_p0.jpg?v=1764022105","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152503890","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}