{"product_id":"2940152517101","title":"Santa In The Pink, Krampus In The Stink","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy should kids get all the fun? Read an epic, narrative, Christmas Eve bedtime poem for adults! In the wee hours of christmas morning, our heroine is visited by Santa. But he's brought a friend with him...Krampus! It seems she's on both the naughty list and the nice list. To resolve the situation, she'll need to let Santa and Krampus have their way with her at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEXCERPT:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI sized up St. Nick, and you know, truth be told,\u003cbr\u003eI’d fetishized Santa at eighteen years old.\u003cbr\u003eThe man at the mall who’d portrayed him was cute.\u003cbr\u003eI so wanted to tear off his furry, red suit.\u003cbr\u003eEvery year I’d show up with no panties, short skirt,\u003cbr\u003eAnd I’d sit on his lap, trying my best to flirt.\u003cbr\u003eI would open my legs ‘til my snatch grazed his leg,\u003cbr\u003eGive him puppy dog eyes, and I’d plead, and I’d beg.\u003cbr\u003eI told him that I had been such a good girl,\u003cbr\u003eWrapped my hair ‘round my finger and gave it a twirl.\u003cbr\u003eI gave him my number and told him to call,\u003cbr\u003eBut I never did see him outside of the mall.\u003cbr\u003eSo, if I had to fuck Santa now, I was game.\u003cbr\u003eI would ride that fat man ‘til he came and he came.\u003cbr\u003eThe Krampus was the only problem I saw,\u003cbr\u003eAs I wasn’t turned on by his fur or his claws.\u003cbr\u003eOn the other hand, he carried chains and a whip,\u003cbr\u003eAnd that made me quite wet betwixt my nether lips.\u003cbr\u003eSo, I said, “What the hell. Maybe this will be fun,\u003cbr\u003e“For a threesome is something that I’ve never done.\u003cbr\u003e“Besides,” I proclaimed, “I could use a good screw.”\u003cbr\u003eThen, I pointed to Santa. “I’m starting with you.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Edmund Quimlove","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075973562608,"sku":"2940152517101","price":0.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152517101_p0.jpg?v=1764025462","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152517101","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}