{"product_id":"2940152524956","title":"Christmas Candy","description":"\u003cp\u003eWARNING: Contains high impact horror and mature themes. Discretion is advised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Twas some days before Christmas, when all through the night\u003cbr\u003ePeople were stirring, as they lived out their plight;\u003cbr\u003eThe lights were hung high, where the druggies would stare,\u003cbr\u003eIn hopes that St. Hariman soon would be there;\u003cbr\u003eThe children weren't nestled inside of their beds,\u003cbr\u003eThey walked on the streets where the Krampus still treads,\u003cbr\u003eAnd Papa, who watched from inside the store,\u003cbr\u003eWas distracted by the staff on the floor -\u003cbr\u003eWhen out on the path there lumbered a figure,\u003cbr\u003eWho moved with the speed of a younger man's vigor.\u003cbr\u003eAnd away he was gone, like a lightning flash,\u003cbr\u003eTore through the night with a bang and a crash.\u003cbr\u003ePeople had turned to watch the man go,\u003cbr\u003eBut the child looked down at the object below;\u003cbr\u003eWhen, what to her wondering eyes had appeared?\u003cbr\u003eBut a Christmas coloured candy that looked kind of weird.\u003cbr\u003eHe'd watched from the darkness with a sinister grin,\u003cbr\u003eAs Hariman's night was about to begin,\u003cbr\u003eThe child was curious, but far too shy,\u003cbr\u003eSo he slipped through the dark and whispered nearby:\u003cbr\u003e\"Now, little girl, swallow it whole,\u003cbr\u003e\"Santa won't want to leave some coal,\u003cbr\u003e\"To the front of your teeth, to all down your throat,\u003cbr\u003e\"Let Santa give you all that you wrote.\"\u003cbr\u003eShe peered through the dark at the man who stood high,\u003cbr\u003eWhen their gazes met and she believed his lie.\u003cbr\u003eShe took the candy and stepped into the light,\u003cbr\u003eWhere the flashes from Hariman's store were most bright;\u003cbr\u003eWith his store full of toys - and his grin full of knives,\u003cbr\u003eHe stepped far away from the little kids lives.\u003cbr\u003eA sucker, they say, every minute is born,\u003cbr\u003eBut one little failure was enough to warn,\u003cbr\u003eSo he slunk back out of the public's sight,\u003cbr\u003eThere were more children, and to them a good night.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lex Williams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069737025776,"sku":"2940152524956","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152524956_p0.jpg?v=1764022947","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152524956","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}