{"product_id":"2940152863338","title":"The Things They Love: Erotic Stories of Women in Love and Lust with Objects","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese hardcore erotic romance stories are geared toward the objectum sexual community, those with romantic and sexual feelings for objects. If you've wondered how it all happens, or want spicy hot images to feul your own objectum sexuality, this is for you!\u003cbr\u003eThe first story is Girl Meets Camaro.\u003cbr\u003eJade knows all about Camaros. She'd had an ongoing love affair with them since she'd been very young. But not until she was a teenager and she took her first ride in a passion-red 1967 model with a special performance V-8 package had she realized her attraction was physical...even erotic.\u003cbr\u003eIt seemed, though, that her realization came too late. The Camaro was taken out of production in 2002. She would never know the thrill of discovering the one meant for her, one unsullied by a previous owner.\u003cbr\u003eStill, she never lets go of the hope that one day her lover might appear. One day he does...the 2015 Green Flash edition in emerald green.\u003cbr\u003eThe second story is Girl Meets Toaster.\u003cbr\u003eSabina has long had a thing for machines. Not just any machines...ones with motors and gears, ones with levers and life, ones that produced food.\u003cbr\u003eFor much of her life, they were just friends. The waffle maker with its crosshatch grin greeted her every morning. The dough mixer was a wonderful sister with a delicate bowl and dainty size.\u003cbr\u003eThen she meets him: Hobart, an industrial toaster that can crisp four slices of bread at once. Its slots can accommodate whole wheat as easily as hefty slabs of Texas toast, and its knobs...well, she finds out more about the knobs when she is finally alone with Hobart in the diner.\u003cbr\u003eToasty hot girl on machine action!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vincenza Arpeggio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47069925212400,"sku":"2940152863338","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940152863338_p0.jpg?v=1764025655","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940152863338","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}