{"product_id":"2940153050430","title":"Fangtastic Dragon Jokes: Best Kids Jokes","description":"\u003cp\u003eDragon puns, jokes \u0026amp; riddles. Hungry dragons, fiery dragons, modern dragons, dragons in love, yo' dragon jokes, dragons in battle and more. Roll your eyes, groan, or burst out laughing.\u003cbr\u003eSome of these jokes are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you.\u003cbr\u003eIncludes bonus excerpts from other cool dragon books and a link to a free kids’ dragon book.\u003cbr\u003eSo saddle your dragon up and fly through the pages, chuckling as you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy are dragons good storytellers? Because they have long tails.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat did the polite dragon say? Fang you very much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you give a seasick dragon? A very large fireproof bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you call a dragon in the city? Lost.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead on for hours of hilarious dragon-filled fun. Jokes are educational, using language features such as puns and riddles to stimulate children's imaginations. Laughter makes us feel good. Laughing releases endorphins, leaves our muscles relaxed, lowers stress and anxiety and improves heart function. And the good feeling that you get when you laugh remains with you even when the jokes stop.\u003cbr\u003eAdd some ridiculous dragon humor to your life with Fangtastic Dragon Jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eileen Mueller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149821886704,"sku":"2940153050430","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153050430_p0.jpg?v=1764028080","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153050430","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}