{"product_id":"2940153051253","title":"The Humdrum Lives of Cryptids, Monsters, and Villains","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe fantastic, intriguing, and exciting stories and legends of mysterious creatures and their enigmatic habits have been well documented and retold over and over for millennia… But what do these critters do during a regular day in their lives? It almost seems as though their normal lives are even more mysterious than their legendary brushes with mankind. For instance, how does Bigfoot fare during a trip to the grocery store? Can the Loch Ness Monster deal with customer service representatives long enough to get her rockin’ custom made electric guitar replaced? Are mummies able to adequately replace broken air conditioning units and interpret text messages from their estranged ex-girlfriends? Can the robot that the Loch Ness Monster built to simplify her life adequately perform stand-up comedy and survive being launched into space?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Humdrum Lives of Cryptids, Monsters, and Villains examines these scenarios and many more! No longer will the day-to-day activities of these creatures remain shrouded in mystery. This collection of thirteen original short stories includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBigfoot: A Trip to the Grocery Store\u003cbr\u003eZombie: Attending an Outdoor Music Festival\u003cbr\u003eLoch Ness Monster: Ordering an Electric Guitar\u003cbr\u003eMummy: Repairing an Air Conditioner\u003cbr\u003eWerewolf: Opening A Café\u003cbr\u003eMermaid: Replacing a VCR\u003cbr\u003eCentaur: A Subpar Vacation Experience\u003cbr\u003eMinotaur: Ordering a Pizza to the Labyrinth\u003cbr\u003eBigfoot: Starting a Blog\u003cbr\u003eA Day in the Afterlife of Bigfoot’s Ghost: Renewing a Library Card\u003cbr\u003eSome Ado About Literally Everything: A Play by William Snakespeare\u003cbr\u003eThe Robot Loch Ness Monster: Trying Stand-Up Comedy Again\u003cbr\u003eDragon: Selected for Jury Duty\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"M. R. Holman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149772865776,"sku":"2940153051253","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153051253_p0.jpg?v=1764027827","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153051253","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}