{"product_id":"2940153115108","title":"Accidental Cowgirl: Six Cows, No Horse and No Clue","description":"\u003cp\u003eSimplicity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLead me to it, you say from the midst of your overburdened, over-scheduled, list-making life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot so fast. Before you sink your savings into that country squire lifestyle and all that goes with it, perhaps you should take a cold shower and read this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe lived that life for twelve years, and let me tell you right ufront: the Simple Life isn’t really that simple, and despite my persistent romantic fantasies, I rarely managed to look like I’d just emerged from the pages of a Ralph Lauren catalog. (Those people never get muddy, and they wear bras in town.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn 1990 we heard the wilderness call to us, and God help us, we answered. Shows how much we knew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuestion: do you harbor a romantic image of the bucolic lifestyle? Consider the following:\u003cbr\u003e• Are you fit?\u003cbr\u003e• Do you crave adventure?\u003cbr\u003e• How straight can you shoot?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou DO know how to shoot a gun, don’t you? You may not have to deal with teenage gangs, but you might have to defend your territory against marauding cattle, dogs, mountain lions, and heavily armed marijuana farmers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill interested? By the way, what do you know about cows?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore than we did, I hope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mary Lynn Archibald","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070279663856,"sku":"2940153115108","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153115108_p0.jpg?v=1764050708","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153115108","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}