{"product_id":"2940153757070","title":"In Search of My Elusive Unicorn","description":"\u003cp\u003eWarning to the reader of this book; this book is\u003cbr\u003esexually explicit, and is not to be taken seriously, it is like adult jokes.\u003cbr\u003eHenry Blanko, a thirty year old, is in search of what he calls, “My elusive unicorn,” or his perfect woman. Not too hot, and not too cold, but just right.\u003cbr\u003eYou will read about each and every unique woman Henry dates, hoping this one is his elusive unicorn.\u003cbr\u003eHenry is on a mission, what he calls a “second job.” While Henry is on his mission, he seems to use sports analogies to describe certain dating situations.\u003cbr\u003eWill Henry succeed? Will Henry find his elusive unicorn?\u003cbr\u003eMost of this book is comical, and very sexual.\u003cbr\u003eYou will read about the names Henry gives to the women he dates, and with good reasons: the Sucking Beaver, the Countess, Her Mother and I, Catfished and many more.\u003cbr\u003eRead on and, hopefully, you will have as much fun reading this book as Henry does searching for his elusive unicorn.\u003cbr\u003eWarning, the ending goes to a very dark place.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"D R Hann","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47076216340720,"sku":"2940153757070","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153757070_p0.jpg?v=1764055515","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153757070","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}