{"product_id":"2940153778587","title":"Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat happens if hate elects the next President?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes the White House still feel like Heaven? Or does hate sweep the nation into a winter of discontent?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo married women march across the White House, and find that the to the Oval Office feels like footsteps in Hell itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese first chapters -- 11,000 words -- opener this novel, and carry readers all the way into the Oval Office, where they met a disgusting and hateful pig, named Dick Bomber, whose first words in the Oval Office are, \"Where's my fucking lighter?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince Americans vote in November 2016, why not see what might happen if a sexist pig takes office. It may obnoxious and despicable at times, but let us hope that this novel remains ONLY a story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first chapters are free. The full novel will be online next year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bill Orton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47103369150704,"sku":"2940153778587","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153778587_p0.jpg?v=1764056406","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153778587","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}