{"product_id":"2940153792071","title":"The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump is a Joke","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn September 10, 1945, witnesses claim a Spaceship with Five Aliens aboard crashed\u003cbr\u003eon a Mule and Donkey ranch 50 miles outside New York City — an incident they say\u003cbr\u003ehas been covered up by the military. On June 14, 1946 — almost exactly Nine Months\u003cbr\u003eafter that day — Donald Trump was born. That clears up a lot of things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhenever I go swimming in the Ocean, I always wear a T-Shirt that reads…“Donald\u003cbr\u003eTrump would make a Great President”…because I figure Even a Shark wouldn’t\u003cbr\u003eSwallow that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the U.S.A. all Men are born Free and Equal…except for Donald Trump, who was\u003cbr\u003eborn a little more free and equal…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe saddest moment for a child is not when HE learns that Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s\u003cbr\u003ewhen HE learns that Donald Trump is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlue-collar workers like Basketball. White-collar workers like Tennis. Heads of\u003cbr\u003ecompanies such as Donald Trump like Golf. Which means, the more successful you\u003cbr\u003ebecome…The smaller your balls get.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BearManor Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47103370395888,"sku":"2940153792071","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153792071_p0.jpg?v=1764060745","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153792071","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}