{"product_id":"2940153869452","title":"Dear Esteemed Customer Letters, Volume Two","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is another collection of 150 deliberate lies. The letters supposedly sent by various companies, businesses, professionals, or government agencies are fakes, each and every one. They include responses, alerts, or announcements from many sources to single persons or whole populations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey are exaggerations in several modes even if some might seem close to what you have seen in actual communications. They are intended to evoke laughs even as they might make you pay closer attention to the wording in routine communications.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNone is intended to be a veiled reference to any actual company, business, professional, or government agency or communication. There are no hidden meanings in them. Some respondents make serious points, it is the letters they are reacting to that presented the laughable statements or questions. Naiveté is a reality.\u003cbr\u003eSlice \u0026amp; Dice Hospital is not preserving tissues from an operation as an art object.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA produce store denies that blood oranges are treats for vampires.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA landlocked town plans a harbor seal festival to attract tourists.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Pilferpruf Hardware Store offers a foiled shoplifter his pants back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA college cancels the crop dusing course when all their planes crash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA salon insists that fake nails are glued on, not screwed on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn acupuncture center explains what to expect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dentist won’t try to transplant hog tusks for a macho look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA library cancels a “Shoot the author” photo op due to misunderstandings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eState Lottery Headquarters deals with too many winners.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thomas P. Hanna","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47076287545584,"sku":"2940153869452","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153869452_p0.jpg?v=1764058497","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153869452","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}