{"product_id":"2940153888231","title":"Here Comes Futa Claus!","description":"\u003cp\u003eJanet wasn't looking for love that cold December day when she picked up Kris. The stunning brunette was on her way to the shelter to give out presents to the kids there and invited her along. Yep, she definitely wasn't looking for love but she still found it, somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly, Kris was on her way out of town to start a new job. \"How long is it for,\" asks Janet. \"Forever\" is the reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo one likes to be alone for Christmas and this would be Janet's first time, since breaking up with her Ex, four months earlier. They run into each other at a party on Christmas Eve and Janet is tempted but decides she would rather be alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe is in love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's awakened in the middle of the night by a noise on the roof of her apartment, then another inside the house. It's Kris! As in, Kris Kringle. She's the new Santa and she has a very special surprise for Janet. Kris is a futa, and she wants to share a very big, throbbing Christmas cheer with her!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere Comes Futa Claus is a delightful and naughty romp. Look inside and see for yourself!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deadlier Than the Male Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47111281475824,"sku":"2940153888231","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153888231_p0.jpg?v=1764063208","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153888231","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}