{"product_id":"2940153888712","title":"Keep Those Things Away From Me.","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen sex-bomb super-scientist Teena Rama decides to get married, there's only one thing for certain - that it's bound to set in motion a sequence of events whose outcome no one can predict.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan habitual loser and would-be adventurer in strange realms Danny Yates survive it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan Teena even begin to make sense of it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGasp at:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne chest's battle with bureaucracy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne man's battle with mirrors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fashion agent who'll stop at nothing to get her woman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA jungle lord who hunts the deadliest prey of all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA megalomaniac who can only be contacted via a cancelled bus service.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd a man who'll solve any problem for five pounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the writer of 'Danny Yates Must Die', 'Mr Landen Has No Brain' and 'Fatal Inheritance,' comes a tale of weddings, mirrors, body parts, frogs, TVs, pencils, scientists, lunacy and fates too nightmarish to mention.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e92,000 words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePraise for Stephen Walker's previous novels:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'The strangest thing about this blackly humorous cartoon-like thriller is that it all actually works.' – The Scotsman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'This insanity is Stephen Walker's first novel. God knows what apocalyptic convulsions may ravage our tortured Earth if he is permitted to complete a second.' -- David Langford.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stephen Walker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070529224944,"sku":"2940153888712","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153888712_p0.jpg?v=1764058888","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153888712","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}