{"product_id":"2940153943749","title":"Zombie Outbreak Survival: Make America Zombie Free Again","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy fellow American survivors, it's the American election season and change is a comin'. What would the great speeches sound like against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse? And so, at the risk of what others might think, I thought I would try another speech. Here is the “Make America Great Again” speech, zombified.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho am I? I’m Captain Allen, USMC, a certified Zombie Outbreak Survival Expert. You already know you can count on me for great zombie apocalypse survival ideas, but I want you to come to me for all your zombie apocalypse and zombie outbreak needs. Of course, survival is my expertise. I promise to continue delivering the survival goods to you as I continue to write. I thought for this PSA, I would take an interesting detour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOddly enough, you will see gun control, healthcare, the economy, immigration, political elites, racism, education, and foreign policy all carry very heavy gravitas even in a zombie apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you want the people you love to survive, you'll read my books. If you don't care if they survive, screw 'em...but read my books any way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Van Allen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47149862781168,"sku":"2940153943749","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940153943749_p0.jpg?v=1764059052","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940153943749","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}