{"product_id":"2940154035023","title":"Warmonger","description":"\u003cp\u003eWar is a natural phenomenon.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s Nature’s way of dealing with overpopulation. It’s basically a Cull. War, earthquakes, floods, pestilence are all her reactions to the overcrowding of this planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI start Wars. I initiate the Culls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you really looked at world history, you’d be able to identify my hand in most of the major conflicts in the past 3,000 years. I instigate and magnify conflict. I set parties against each other. You humans are predisposed to kill each other anyway. I just make sure that it’s done on a gargantuan scale that leaves an imprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s time for a new major struggle: a World War. As with all things, it’s “think big and start small”. You don’t just wake up and start a world war. It takes a lot of preparation. A lot of networking and diplomacy. And usually brutal murder.\u003cbr\u003eI cultivate certain characters that have potential. They need to have the basics: the charisma to entice others to follow no matter what, and the insanity to cross over the boundaries of good sense, ethics, morals and basic humanity. Thankfully, there are more than enough candidates around. I just choose the one with the best credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWar is like fire. It cleanses.\u003cbr\u003eSometimes you humans are capable of tending the flame yourself.\u003cbr\u003eSometimes you need my personal brand of assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s what I do. And I’m good at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI gather the tinder.\u003cbr\u003eStrike the match.\u003cbr\u003eFan the flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e…………….Then watch it burn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monique Singleton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47111438139632,"sku":"2940154035023","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940154035023_p0.jpg?v=1764062417","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940154035023","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}